When Talk-to-Text Goes Wrong
Hey mystery shoppers! We all love talk-to-text for quick reports on the go—it's like having a secretary in your pocket. But sometimes, it turns "hosts" into "horses," making your narrative sound like a bad game of telephone. π
Here are some legendary flubs that had us rolling:
- "The cashier approached the counter, took off her clothes and rang up my sandwich." Gloves! She meant gloves! Talk about a wardrobe malfunction in dictation form. π²π€¦βοΈ
- "I requested another bowl of questions." (Queso! They meant queso—because who needs more interrogations with their chips? π§π)
- "The mucus was slightly loud so it was hard to talk to my.............." (Music! As in, the music was loud, making it tough to chat with the server. Ew, dictation gone wrong! πΆπ )
Classic mishaps! Here's how to avoid them:
- Enunciate Clearly: Speak slow and spell tricky names (or items like G-L-O-V-E-S).
- Proofread Always: Double-check before submitting—no rogue horses or accidental stripteases allowed! π
- Hybrid Approach: Dictate the basics, type the details.
Dictate smart, shop smarter, and keep those reports spot-on. !